Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Porn Beef

So am I the only that has noticed the uprising of beef between pornstars? If you're like most people then you've seen all the media in the recent months of pornstars beefing with rappers as well as each other. I just would really like to know what is the purpose? You are a pornstar you get paid to fuck on camera, no one really cares about your personal matters. I mean seriously what are you going to do end somebody's porn career? Doesn't sound like an accomplishment I would put on my resume. The person that seems to always be in the middle of recent beefs is Brian Pumper and his jewels.

Brian started out beefing with Juelz Santana due to comments Santana made about his rapping ability and his costume jewelry. So he started making horrible songs about Juelz, the songs sucked but he got a lil' buzz because there's no such thing as bad media right? So that beef fizzled out because Juelz didn't want to waste a thought process on such a weak opponent. Then there was the most memorable and entertaining beef between Brian and Fabolous on twitter(Sidenote Twitter beef is the next post). The beef really took off in the media when Fab started the #brianpumperjewels trending topic on twitter. So besides the back and forth on twitter Brian made some more wack ass songs and they both did video clips taking shots at one another. Honestly I don't see why Brian was mad, he was the one that put on all that costume jewelry frontin' like its real. If your jewels don't shine when they are in direct light they're obviously fake and every one knows it. If your chains sound like paper clips and aluminum foil when they move, we all know they're fake. The reason he got mad is because fab decide to say something about it. And the only thing that actually came out of that beef was a good trending topic. Fab got some laughs and Brian got nothing, guess that's a win for Fab.

Over the last few weeks the main beef that has been going on has been between Lethal Lips and Brian Pumper with a side of Kat Stacks. First it started of with Montana Fishburne talking shit about him, now it's Lethal Lips and Kat Stacks. Lethal Lips and Montana both commented on how working with him wasn't the best experience. Now they do realize this is porn we're talking about right? If it was bad working with a person they way you solve that is DON'T FUCK HIM ANYMORE problem solved. I mean honestly what is talking shit going to do make people say "oh I'm never watching his porn scenes again" get real. News flash any dude that watches porn definitely doesn't care about the dude in the scene we're watching for the girl. There really are no porn fans, you either fuck well or you don't simple as that. Now they are talking about how Brian like to sniff shit and get shitted on, and things of that nature. Are they not forgetting that this man is a PORN STAR? Meaning that he's is a nasty ass dude by nature, him smelling ass and getting shitted on surprises you? Part of being a porn star means you're willing to do more freaky shit than most people are comfortable with and do it on camera. The funny thing is that Lethal Lips said her "Goons" were ready to rob Brian and she was the reason that he's not fucked up right now. First off nobody would give a damn if Brian Pumper got his fake ass jewelry takin' somebody needs to take that shit so he'll stop wearing it. Second what the fuck does a porn star need goons for? Is there really that much drama in the porn industry?

The reason why I wrote this post is because I really want to know what these pornstars plan to achieve with all this beef. Now I know Brian wants to achieve a rap career from it but c'mon son you rap like a retarded 50 cent. IDK what Lethal Lips plans to gain maybe a few more fans because that bitch looks horrible, all she has is an ass. Montana needs to get some cash from her pop's and get some cream for those spots on her ass, before she continue's her career. At the end of the day these people need to realize that they are just porn stars, bad actors that like to fuck on camera. And why all of sudden to porn stars want to rap, all of them need to stick to fucking because they're better at it.

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