Bootylicious or Fictitious?

Is it just me or does it seem like the world is obsessing over changing/enhancing their body? First it was weave and nails, then breasts and botox, now it's body shapers and fake asses. As a dude these days not only do you have to check and make sure she's a female now you have to make sure all her parts are real. It's really becoming unfair because with all this make up and fake accessories u can go to sleep with, and wake up to two totally different people. It must be hard for females these days because they're already competitive by nature and now they have to compete with all these attachments. Hell females have more attachments than cell phones these days. I feel sorry for the females who are all natural because now people think everything is fake. It was already bad enough when a female had long hair that was hers, people would thing it was a weave or now a lace front. Now if a female has a nice ass people will question if its real or fake. What has the world come to? Is no one happy with what god gave them anymore?


If you have been on mediatakeout.com recently you've seen all the stories of celebrity females getting fake ass. As we all know Nicki Minaj is usually at the forefront when it comes to the fake ass discussion. This ass implant craze also includes: Kimora Lee (ass), Beyonce(performance pads), Kelly Rowland(breasts and ass), Rosa Acosta(ass), Pebbles(ass), Lala (ass), Tammy Torres(ass), Mutya buena (ass), vanity wonder (too much ass) and Lola Luv (ass), those are just a few from recent stories. The thing that kills me is most of these females were fine just like they were before the implants. I'm just now starting to accept weaves, (I will never accept lace front, they look too weird), but now you're telling me to accept fake asses? That is something that I refuse to do. It's really starting to get out of hand, especially when females like Vanity Wonder who has a small frame, tries to get an ass 3x the size of her body. It's making these females with perfectly ok bodies to cause themselves to become misshaped and in my opinion very unattractive. The craziest thing is these females don't even try to be discreet about it. If you have no-ass-at-all on monday, how do you expect me to think you grew a J Lo booty by wednesday? If your going to do it at least make the shit believable. Its ashame that females think that EVERY man is obsessed with ass. Don't get me wrong now, I do like a female with a lil' something I can grab onto back there, but if she doesn't have much that doesn't x her out. If a dude is messin' with you just because of your ass 9 times out of 10, he will never wife you and you probably not that cute to begin with(just being honest).

So lets look a little deeper, Nicki Minaj is a pretty chick and she obviously wears ass pads, because it looks different every time you see it. Now honestly with her talent minus animations and spasms, would people really like her less if she didn't have an ass? I don't think so, dudes would still say "I'd beat, she just ain't got no ass" (verbatim). So she does it as a gimmick to be more sexually appealing. Now Beyonce, who already has ass, wears an ass pad when she performs, WTF is that about? You already have what everyone's trying to get, you always hear females say "I want an ass like Beyonce" (verbatim). I really can't think of a reason why she would except, she might feel she losing her thunder and she has to keep up now. Either way it goes she doesn't need it. Kimora Lee, the Asian said of her is obviously dominant so she's not meant to have an ass. Why she decided to get one idk, maybe she trying to get a man. We all know why all the video chicks get the implants, so they can get in more videos. But now most of them are getting them so they have to keep going bigger, video girl Pebbles has a 60 inch ass, what are you going to do with that? That shit just looks fake, I need ladies to realize that there is a such thing as too much ass.

Now for the female that doesn't want to get the implants or can't afford it, she has a variety of other options; booty pop underwear, butt lifting jeans, girdles, pads, exercises and all type of creams 'n shit. Now this is the type I really feel sorry for because, if your wearing pads, panties, or a body shaper what are you going to do when it comes time to get naked? Seriously you don't think dude is going to notice that your ass disappeared when you got naked? Now you're just out right deceiving people, a body shape is the biggest sham to ever to sold, drop 3 dress sizes in 10 mins, FOH, you going to gain 'em right back when you take it off. If you're wearing a body shaper I guarantee dude is going to notice that hour glass silhouette, has turned into a pear. So unless you plan on never being naked in front of someone body shapers, girdles, jeans, and panties are a temporary fix, at the end of the day your still assless.

Let's look down the road for some of these people with implants, what's going to happen when you get old and you natural ass starts to sag and wrinkle? It's going to look like two water balloons in a plastic bag. Body shapers, panties, jeans, and pads are simply temporary tools of deception. You wonder every other commercial is for a pill to make a dude's shit grow or get hard because, dudes are getting these chicks home and he's ready to go in she gets naked and shit starts to drupe, drop, and hangout. He's not even hard anymore because your whole physique changed, now he has to take a pill just to stay up. Whatever happen to being happy with what you have, or just exercising to improve you body. What are parent supposed to tell their daughters "Your beautiful baby and don't let them tell you different, but if you save enough money you can change whatever you want". Think about this nobody is perfect so it's rare for a chick to have a pretty face, nice breast, and an ass, and if she doesn't trust me her voice, personality, laugh, teeth or something is going to be wrong with her. The good Lord os only going to give you 2 out of 3, its all about sacrifice. Apart of being sexy is rockin' what you have to the fullest. What type of example are these so called "role models" really setting? They're making it seem like even if your beautiful you're nothing without an ass. When did everything become so superficial and artificial? Females are going to have to start wearing tags that say "MADE WITH SOME ARTIFICIAL PARTS". I mean what's going to be next? Camel Toe pads and implants